I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.
Then I spend time with teenagers.
And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.
*sucks guys dick*
*dies of nut allergy*
did you know that proteins in brazil nuts can be transmitted sexually so if someone had an allergy and the guy had eaten brazil nuts then they could literally suck dick and die of a nut allergy
now I do
the story of a man and his unlikely friend
peter parker’s job is literally selling his selfies to the daily bugle
i like to go into echoey rooms because i can yell ‘i love you’ and finally hear it back
Kesha arrives at the Humane Society of The United States 60th Anniversary Gala.
I bet Rick Astley struggles with Lent.
things get heated between the canadians and the americans
*ANGRY CANADIAN NOISES*
this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man
how did you get in there.
how did you get out of there