Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.
I punched a guy bc he was making rape jokes and one of the things he said was “what’s the difference between yes and no? Nothing” so I asked him if he’d care if I punched him in the face and he said yes but I did it anyway since there’s no difference between yes and no and that’s the story of how I gave someone a bloody nose
voice actor of finn draws finn
voice actor of finn is cordially invited to fuck my brains out
voice actor of finn is 15 years old
Voice actor of finn is cordially invited to fuck my brains out in three years.
I swear to God if one more stupid fandom ruins a beautiful text post i am calling the police.
Bacon gif in all of it’s glory.
Here’s a rose someone left on the beach
Here’s another rose someone left on the beach
okay so something that has always bothered me:
is flesh-eating slug repellent repellent for flesh-eating slugs or is it repellent that eats the flesh of slugs?
The real question is - why are you living in a place that requires you to use flesh-eating slug repellent?!?!
they’re ruining the school cabbages
He is so short.
I DON’T THINK NON-WHOVIANS UNDERSTAND OUR TERROR LIKE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU CAN HATE ON MOFFAT ALL YOU WANT BUT WHEN HE WRITES EPISODES IN RTD’S ERA (not to mention the non-canon spoof) HE MAKES TERRIFYING ANTAGONISTS AND IT SERIOUSLY SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF YOU
The Buttsex Scrolls IV: Oblivion
Perfect Cherry Buttsex
The Sims: Buttsex
You Don’t Know Buttsex!
This needs to be rebloggable …
Tumblr staff (or a hacker *cough*) should totally make a huge animation of the TARDIS flying across your tumblr screen for the 50th (i.e. when you log on)
Similar to the OP sequence
SOMETHING LIKE THIS OVER YOUR DASH
We don’t know if we can make this happen but we’re on it.
why aren’t there synonyms for “me”
because there’s no one else like you
that was surprisingly adorable