What is air?

"No one will be alive by the last book. In fact, they all die in the fifth. The sixth book will be just a thousand-page description of snow blowing across the graves." - George R.R. Martin
[when asked if he was going to let any Game of Thrones/Song of Ice and Fire characters live] (via let-them-eat-static)

sodamnrelatable:

Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.

chosenprat:

I punched a guy bc he was making rape jokes and one of the things he said was “what’s the difference between yes and no? Nothing” so I asked him if he’d care if I punched him in the face and he said yes but I did it anyway since there’s no difference between yes and no and that’s the story of how I gave someone a bloody nose

myballsjustturnedintoprunes:

finnthehuuman:

clairetube:

adventuretimepokemontime:

voice actor of finn draws finn

voice actor of finn is cordially invited to fuck my brains out

voice actor of finn is 15 years old

Voice actor of finn is cordially invited to fuck my brains out in three years.

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

the-manila-institute:

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

partypetunia:

pizz4s:

I swear to God if one more stupid fandom ruins a beautiful text post i am calling the police.

daftmaamtoucher:

Bacon gif in all of it’s glory.

nineeleventensgirl:

benedict-the-pirate:

Here’s a rose someone left on the beach

Here’s another rose someone left on the beach

gallifreyfieldsforever:

theundeadavenger:

gallifreyfieldsforever:

okay so something that has always bothered me:

is flesh-eating slug repellent repellent for flesh-eating slugs or is it repellent that eats the flesh of slugs?

The real question is - why are you living in a place that requires you to use flesh-eating slug repellent?!?!

they’re ruining the school cabbages

humanofthefallencastiel:

gracefullikeagazelle:

almaasi:

#I really like this gif for some reason #It’s like, ‘This is Mark Sheppard’ #‘He is my baby’ #‘You are not allowed to touch him’

He is so short.

#I t’s even better #because mark is kind of like, #’no, don’t touch me’ #’get off me human’ #’I will kill you in your sleep’

superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:

nine scenes[8/9]

I DON’T THINK NON-WHOVIANS UNDERSTAND OUR TERROR LIKE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU CAN HATE ON MOFFAT ALL YOU WANT BUT WHEN HE WRITES EPISODES IN RTD’S ERA (not to mention the non-canon spoof) HE MAKES TERRIFYING ANTAGONISTS AND IT SERIOUSLY SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF YOU

eclair1:

zeico:

trinitykitsune:

The Buttsex Scrolls IV: Oblivion

Perfect Cherry Buttsex

The Sims: Buttsex

You Don’t Know Buttsex!

thelittlecoyoteinitiative:

This needs to be rebloggable …

doctorwho:

feathers-theangel:

the-hound-of-sherlock:

Tumblr staff (or a hacker *cough*) should totally make a huge animation of the TARDIS flying across your tumblr screen for the 50th (i.e. when you log on)

Similar to the OP sequence

Imagine

SOMETHING LIKE THIS OVER YOUR DASH

please

We don’t know if we can make this happen but we’re on it.

praises:

endxer:

praises:

why aren’t there synonyms for “me”

because there’s no one else like you

that was surprisingly adorable